i remember when you started eq
and you said
"someday, i will become a hero."
"i can become a hero in this world,maybe."

electric funstuff presents a story which is sad but true.

the ranger left our party in a pinch
the fight had looked like it would be a cinch
but the mage ran out of mana,
the cleric said"manana!"
and i was dead befor i'd moved an inch

oh,can you spare some rations?
cuz i sure need a drink.
i lost my stuff,i'm feeling out of sorts.
those trains just keep chasing,
no idea which way i'm facing.
has anybody here seen my corpse?
(i've seen your nipple.)

i'm fuming cuz my server's down again.
and those women i've been chasing are all men.
i asked one to join my side,
she just laughed until she cried,
and said:"get your skill at begging up to 10!"

well,can you spare some rations?
cuz i sure need a drink.
i move so slow i wish i had a horse.

it's night and i can't see,
danger in front of me.
has anybody here seen my corpse?

well, everything cons red now when i play.
what would i like my tombstone to say?
thanks well it's been fun.
five more minutes then i'm done.
i've been saying that to myself since...
yesterday.

well,can you spare some rations?
cuz i sure need a drink.
this game will be grounds for my divorce.
the lag times can be chokin'
the quests can all be broken.
but still i keep coming back(of course).

and i will surely seek you,
next time you're on eq.
cuz maybe,oh,just maybe
maybe,oh,just maybe
maybe you might have seen my corpse!